Due to the (my perceived) popular demand of my unusual commentary on Sporting events, poop humor and life lessons I have decided to start this blog. This will allow you my faithful followers (also my own perception) to read and enjoy my ranting and raving over all things that I find angering, funny, or just crap that pops into my head.
Example: Why can't we all have integrated bidet's in our toilets? Do our asses not deserve the unusual pleasure of a stream of warm water cleaning our nether-regions followed by what I can only describe as the breath of angels drying it? Is it because of the gay French name? Could be...I am lobbying for the bidet to be now and forever named the Assdoucher. With this new descriptive and manly title can we now get one in our house. Don't get me wrong I do have the fear that my children will be using it as a drinking fountain or stack as many power rangers in the toilet as possible to see if it will shoot them to the ceiling but these are risks that I am willing to take.
I understand that I owe you all a season ending wrap-up for the Steelers pathetic excuse for a season so stay tuned.
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