Resolutions for 2010

I can't be the only person on the face of the planet who believes that resolutions for each and every New Year is a load of crap.  I have been practicing this ritual for a decade now and I finally figured it out......THERE IS NO POINT!!

Here is a list of my resolutions for the last 5 years.  They are the same every year which should tell you something.

I resolve to lose 25lbs before summer.  FAILED EVERY YEAR!  I hover around 15 and think...ehh good enough.  I don't got to the pool that often anyway.

I resolve to be a nicer person.  I REALLY try for the month of January but realize I am pretty awesome as is.  How can I improve on perfect?

I resolve to be a better husband.  See above

I resolve to be a more serious person and cut the sarcasm. HAHAHAHAHA....I don't know why I even bother with that one.

I resolve to stop cussing.  I might as well resolve to stop breathing so much.

So this year I resolve to quit making resolutions altogether.  Check back next year to see if I can remember not to do that anymore.  

I have found that as I age my brain and ears don't work together as well as they should.  Someone says to paint the wall green and for some reason my brain decides it heard blue.  It really sucks.  So I really doubt that by this time next year I will remember not to make resolutions so if someone could please remind me that would be great.

Here's to hoping that everyone that I care about will have a joyous and fruitful new year!!!

(Frankly, I could really give two shits about people that I don't know)