Oh well....here it comes!!

With the turning of the Calendar only a few things remain true for the rest of 2010.

1. It's gonna get COLD.
2. I have to throw away $200 in Jack-o-Lanterns.
3. Daylight savings time is coming to an end. (Fall back people....FALL BACK!!!)
4. The worst 2 holidays of the year are upon us.


I am not normally a BAH-HUMBUG type of guy, I like to spend time with the family during holidays just as much as the next douche-nozzle.

It's just the planning that makes it all soooo excrucitating!!!

1. Who is hosting Thanksgiving this year? -My 6 year old wins this one and we are hosting at our house so he doesn't have to sit in the car to nana's house for an hour.  That's RIGHT 1 stinking hour is too long of a drive for him so now I have to cook for 37 people!!  Thanks dude....no more treats for you..(little jackass).

2. What is on the menu? -- I will save the incredible pickiness that is the wife's family.....except to tell you this.  Just because your mother as made something for Thanksgiving for the last 100 years doesn't make it taste any less like CRAP!!  Why must you make countless boyfriends / husbands suffer through what you have to already know is a horrible food-like substance!!  It's just cruel. ---BTW..Vegetarians SUCK!!! 

3. What can I bring? -Nothing!!  If you have to ask...DONT BRING SHIT!!  I refuse to do all of the thinking...work that shit out amongst yourselves and just let me know.

Oh the beat just goes on and on but why bother....when the big day arrives everyone will forget all of the bullshit that we put each other through in the planning phase, eat ourselves senseless, pass out on the couch full of GAS and happy thoughts of the wonderful times had by all!

Then all thoughts turn to CHRISTMAS!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!

Happy November Holidays to you all!!

All Saints Day
Day of the Dead
Veterans Day
Remembrance Day
al Adha
Revolution Anniversary

and finally...

Thanksgiving