Later Skippy...

The Steelers cut Jeff Reed today, after 8½ eventful seasons.

 We say goodbye to the boozing, the blowout, and, yes, the dong pictures!   

I am usually pretty good about not rubbing in the fact that I know more than most about the majority of topics available, but I NAILED THIS ONE!!!  I have been harping since the off-season began last year that Mr. Jeff {Dickhead} Reed need to receive his walking papers!!  

My take on the situation was this.....

A kicker has a very limited offering to the team.  Kick the ball acceptability deep on kickoffs ( we have accepted for 8 years that the 10 yard line is good enough) and make field goals in a reasonable fashion.  It is completely understandable when kickers miss from 45-50+ yards, hey it happens, if it were easy to do everybody would be playing in the NFL.  I personally would make 8 out of 10 for extra point range!! 

The downfall of Skippy started way back with his assault on the Sheetz paper towel machine.  The boy just got cocky and his attitude became those of folklore!!  I understand that you may think you have SKILLZ but demanding top NFL kicker salary was ludicrous.  Forcing the Steelers to put the franchise tag on you and paying your sorry ass 2.8 MILLION!!!  That was your undoing!!!  

You put yourself in a do or die situation and guess what Mr. Miss a 26 yarder??   YOU DIED!!!

I think you would have been OK and still with the team if you hadn't come to the media like a BITCH with your " I hate haters" t-shirt and I'm gonna blame the world attitude.  

We all know that Heinz field is a tough place to kick, we see our opponents fail at it all the time.  There is no need to even mention it but you needed an excuse so "WAHHH....the field is bad!!".  Well jackass, if we hadn't given you 2.8 MILLION maybe we could have afforded more field techs to work the grass.  

You may have even skated away with that remark with us being used to your little bitch like ways.....but then the bright idea of taking shots at the fans???

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?

2 Superbowl rings won't save you from that SHIT....YOU'RE JUST THE KICKER!!!!

If there is one thing the Rooney's love and respect is Steeler Nation.....that was your downfall.

Here are some of my favorite Skippy pictures from his career here in da'burgh.

  DUDE I didn't even hurt that Papertowl dispenser!!!  This is such crap!!  Don't they know who I am!!!

I look BADASS with this hair color.....thank you Super Cuts!!!  "LETS BOUNCE"

Sorry....that's Rob Schneider...they do look alike!!!

I am king of the world....or at least king of this party!!!  I am such a pretty bride!!

I am making myself sooo hot right now!!!   OOPPS  you can see a bit o' da shaft!!  SOOO HOT!!  I should go and dye my hair blonde...that would just make me irresistible to all da' bitches!!!

LATER SKIPPY....Hope you enjoy the field conditions in those CFL arenas!!!