So I think that we all can agree that the better team won Olympic gold on Sunday. Canada had a very talented squad of elite players from the NHL as well as the best of the Canadian farm league which consists of each Canadian male in the entire country. They live and breathe hockey up there!! While our U.S. teenage males are out chasing tail and drinking beer the Canadian lads are playing hockey and drinking STRONGER beer!! They are just a better breed of hockey player then we could ever muster as a country. That being said, I wasn't all that disappointed that we lost due in large part to who we lost to.....SIDNEY CROSBY...pride of Pittsburgh best hockey player in the world....SUCK ON THAT OVECHKIN!! You Russian bastards can stick to raping hibernating bears, you played the Canadian team like a bunch of worthless pissflaps!!
Now that we all agree that Canada is just better than we are at hockey, lets discuss what the U.S. is better than Canada at. Below you will find photographic PROOF of our superiority in several more important areas of life:
National Aminal
U.S
Canada
U.S.
Canada
Women
U.S
Canada
Spring Break
U.S.
Canada
ARMY
U.S.
Canada
Air Force
U.S.
Canada
Navy
U.S.
Canada
So in the words of a true American, you can keep your hockey....we can still KICK YOUR ASSES!!!
v. funny!!!!!!!!
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