SHARKS SUCK!!

Honestly...sharks scare the CRAP out of me!!  I see pictures like this one and say to myself...THANK GOD they don't have legs!!  I can easily avoid them by not going into the ocean, if they had legs they could ring my doorbell, hide behind a bush and eat my ass when I answer the door!!  That would SUCK!!  I swear I would NEVER leave the house if they could walk among us...if the doorbell rang I would send one of the kids to answer it.  If it happened to be a shark in a bush..oh well..he was young and I wasn't that attached to the kid anyway.  Hey...I can just make a new one!!

Do sharks have any redeeming value?  HELL NO they don't!!  Their sole purpose is to swim around the ocean looking scary as shit and eating everything that will fit into its mouth.  If it were feasible I would hire a shark hit-man to wipe out the entire species..a shark holocaust of sorts...a SHARK-O-CAUST if you will.

Bring me the head of every shark you can find...no nevermind having millions of shark heads around would just make me crap in my pants everytime I opened my eyes from napping.

Things to do:

1. Send out T-Ball practice e-mails to parents
2. Buy milk
3. Find shark hit-man
4. Clean the bathroom
5. Begin SHARK-O-CAUST

(LOOK HONEY....NO SWEAR WORDS THIS TIME!! Yes is was hard to do!!)

**UPDATE**

SHIT I swore SEVERAL times and didn't even know it.  I am just an ASS who can't control my own speech patterns!!