So I am just minding my own business, doing my normal work during the day (surfing the internet) and I run across an interesting article on ESPN.com. I will just give you the highlights...
- Holmes promises that he will return a punt for a TD against the Steelers this week.
- The fans at Heinz Field will give him a standing ovation when he takes the field.
- There are lots of #10 jerseys in the stadium with Holmes on the back.
OK, rebuttal time bong-breath.....
Point #1 There is no way in HELL that you are returning anything in Pittsburgh unless it is a bag of skunk weed you are not happy with from the dealer under the Smithfield Street Bridge.
Point #2 You had a chance for a warm welcome back to da'burgh before you started running your mouth on that shit "Hard Knocks" show. Your odds were decisively better before you were making claims of running back punts for scores, that I can assure you. You will be met with the same level of enthusiasm as Saddam Hussein being escorted to his hanging.
Point #3 I almost will give this one to you. There are several Holmes jerseys EVERY WEEK in plain view, it sickens me to no end! Believe me that it has nothing to do with you Mr. Holmes, it has everything to do with the clearance sale at Walmart that allowed folks with less then the best taste buy your jersey for $5. Sometimes cheapness reigns supreme when it comes to the blue collar Steeler fan.
So in closing....
WE KNOW YOU!! You will have at least 3 dropped passes in the game this week because dude.....that's who you are! Are you still reeling from dropping that TD pass last week during the Dolphins game that would have no doubt won the game for the Jets? You are a slightly above average receiver who was easily replaced by Mike Wallace.
Remember Holmes...always pass the spliff to the left and if you didn't smoke weed today but you did last week, make sure you let the cops know when you are pulled over for a simple traffic violation.....DUMBASS!
Pittsburgh 34 - Jets 17
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