Does anyone have a spare seat in their happy place? My happy place seems to be full of other jerk-offs who refuse to leave and let me sit down.
Maybe Revis Island can be a happy place for me....hell you seem to be able to do anything you want there without any repercussions. After Sunday we all witnessed that Revis Island is the land where pass interference doesn't exist. You can clearly and out in the open field just shove a jumping receiver in the back WAY before the ball arrives.
It hurt my heart to lose to Mark (Dirty) Sanchez but to make matters worse I had to sit next to two Jets fans for the entire game. Now I am a grown-ass man but I almost went back to the school yard and whooped that dudes ass for telling me that the Sanchez is one of the best QB's in the league and that Ben is just an over hyped joke. Then I realized that I wouldn't look too good in an orange jump-suit that the PA prison provides, so I just went after him with my winning personality and charm. (I called Sanchize....a walking "who-who")
On the bright side at least it wasn't Holmes running back the opening kick-off behind a (ILLEGAL) 3 man wedge. If you were wondering why there was a flag on the opening kickoff, it was because there was a clear PENALTY!!! Three players on the kicking team can not come together to form a wedge that a returner can run behind. It happened....it was called correctly....it was discussed....it never happened. The plight of the Steelers all season, if there is a call to be missed for the Steelers....it will be missed even if it was called correctly....one of the asses in black and white will talk the other idiot right out of it. How many games have you seen on TV or in person where THREE flags are picked up?
5 days until Christmas!!! Maybe Santa will bring me a new happy place.
BTW....if you haven't seen "Between Two Ferns" you should. THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!
God, I hope this is my last post of the year!!
Happy holidays to EVERYONE!! Even those of you I don't like very much....you know who you are.
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