Miscellaneous Ramblings of the Mad!!

WOW..I really can't believe it is Valentine's Day again!  For those of you who know me are fully aware that this "holiday" holds special meaning to me....ITS MY  BIRTHDAY!!  While this may be considered a drag by most I find it to be wonderful for a couple or reasons.

• My birthday is easy to remember.  I don't need to tolerate excuses for those who claim to have forgotten my special day.  Don't give me excuses....give me PRESENTS!!!
• Being that it is my birthday, I am not required by birthday law to give gifts of any type to anyone.  Sometimes I do break this rule to make life easier at home.  Just imagine if the day came and went and I didn't get the wife a token present!!  FUCK and YES I get her something EVERY YEAR...but no one else.
• For some reason have a birthday on Valentine's day make women think that I am sweet for some reason.  This is completely invalid...I am just as much of an asshole as the rest of the male species.

As of the 14th my early thirties will be behind me....how depressing!  36 years old, who would have thought that I would have made it this long.

Instead of dwelling on the fact that my best years are behind me....let's talk about things that are just annoying.

1. SNOW....WTF...2 feet in my driveway and it is still snowing now....unreal.
2. Neighbors with snow blowers.  How about pushing that shit across the street and helping a brother out!! Stand there in your warm house and watch me shovel for 6 hours then com out and clean your driveway from start to finish in 10 fucking minutes!!  You suck and deserve to die horrible slow deaths...hopefully being buried alive under all of the snow that I had to shovel out of my driveway.
3. Schools closing because of below average weather.  In my day school NEVER closed for more than one day.  We are working on our third day in a row with children staying home and driving me completely nuts!!  I haven't been to the office in 5 days...which is not all bad but now I have to begin burning through my vacation days to cover this shit....THIS IS NOT A VACATION!!!  It should have some special classification like LIVING HELL DAYS and you should get paid extra!!!

I am tired...very tired...I am going to finish up for now.

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