One year closer to death

Thirty-nine in the grand scheme of things is not that great of a number.  Taking a closer at it..I AM OLD!!!

I would assume that I have spent over 50% of the time I have on this earth.  Do I think I am going to make it to 78?  

HELL AND NO!!!  

If I start getting close to that number someone please put me down.

With my advance age there are a few new surprises.

• In the past 2 months I have pulled a hamstring getting out of the shower, strained my shoulder sleeping, and developed a nasty habit of running into shit for no apparent reason!
• My kids are now faster than me.  This goes for all aspects of travel...walking, running, skating, skiing, rollerblading, jumping rope, you name it they are faster than me at it!
• Bowel movements are CRITICAL!!!  If I am not on the pot by 8:30 am each day....I might as well go back to bed, the day is ruined and cannot be salvaged!!
• My daily concerns have now changed from how to pickup bitches and beer to what color should I sponge the powder room walls?  (Holy shit I still need to pickup that paint from Home Depot!)
• Today's Hits on the radio mean absolutely nothing to me....they are void of any and all viable meaning or sound quality.  Is it just me or do they all sound the same?  I guess auto-tune only has the one pitch it can use effectively.
• Motley Crue was on the oldies channel!!!  Unacceptable!!!

All of this typing has worn me out a bit.....

I guess I will take a nap.