User Manual for the “Fairer” Sex

While spending some quality time online recently, I stumbled upon a book titled “Vaginas: An Owners Manual” and it peaked my interest.  I pondered the possibilities of what that book may contain; is it a twisted guide to explain to the younger generation of females how to utilize their “special” parts to an advantage?  I thought that I may have stumbled upon the holy grail of women’s secrets of man control, but alas it was more or less just as it was advertised, this is your “who-who” and here are the things that are going to happen to it. Here are the names of the first 4 chapters:

1.    “The Standard Equipment” – So some of you have non-standard equipment?  I am confused are there other options available?  Like heated bucket seats and fog free mirrors?

2.    “The Period” – I assume this isn’t about hockey at all or the time that passes between the end of the first quarter of a sporting event and when they go to make their man a sandwich.

3.    “The Gynecologist” – ummm….I suppose this is an introduction to the wonderful world of cold tables with stirrups?

4.    “Maintenance” – Kinda like landscaping?  I really have no idea.

Here is a link to the book if any of you ladies are interested.

http://www.amazon.com/Vaginas-Owners-Dr-Carol-Livoti/dp/1568582951#reader_1568582951

Anyway…all of this got me to thinking about the possibility of creating a book for men written by men explaining the intricate workings of the female mind.  Look, I am 36 years old and have gained some knowledge on the subject and I of course would lean on a panel of like minded men to work out all of the details, but doable in my estimation. 

Listening to my male friends discuss issues that they have with their spouses (if a wife of one of my friends is reading this, I don’t mean YOUR husband) I feel that we all experience about the same issues / joys in dealing with the opposite sex with just subtle variations. Like they say the devil is in the details and these variations a quite simply the details.

I have a working title for this project “Vaginas in the open:  The real truth – A life guide for men by men”. 

Here are a few chapter ideas that I feel we should cover:

1.    Selective process:  Don’t buy drinks for that one and why

2.    It’s the next morning and shit…SHE’S STILL HERE!!

3.    Women are women:  Stick to the devil you know


4.   No means no unless you are married and yes means maybe

5.   Confusion: Get used to it

Now what I need from you guys are idea to keep this freight train rolling!  New title ideas, chapter topics, anything that can be used for this NEEDED publication.  No worries you will remain anonymous unless you would like a writing credit.