MAILBAG!!!

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Damn this coat is heavy!!!



I am just plain old angry.

Being a person who allows others to jump on my coat tails and be brought to glory usually worked in my favor in terms of being considered a leader and trendsetter in my respective field.  

But let me ask you this…..when is it time to bitch slap a dim witted tail grabber off of my coat? 

Is it when they start disrespecting you behind your back?
When they start taking credit for your accomplishments? 
When they approach Executives of the company attempting to take all of the glory for a the accomplishment? 

Nah..I can live with all of those slights….my reputation speaks for its self and anyone with half a brain realizes what this douchebag is trying to do.  

It only begins to bother me when this person starts assuming ownership for something he has little or nothing 
to do with.

Sit back and bask in my glow asshole but don’t dare attempt to slow me down.    

The time has come for the hapless, self-important wanker to get off of my tails and put on the coat.   
You want my job….take off the tunnel glasses and see the big picture.

Good luck trying to be me…..


Cheers to your upcoming failure.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Thinking about football in April???




This really blows!!   

The only thing that matters this time of year is normally the Penguins and their playoff run.  But alas…the NFL has to step in and be the bigger bitch and lockout the league, taking the thunder from the NHL playoffs…..FUCKWADS!!!


Here is my 2 cents on the topic:

Greed is greed…..”I want all of the 100 Gazillion dollars we make per year….screw you players!!!”…”I want half of the 100 Gazillion dollars we make every year….screw you owners!!!”  Around and around we go. 

Get over it you rich bunch of pricks!  Each and every one of you has enough money that your grand children can retire before they are even conceived.  I hear by declare that I refuse to watch football next season whether it is in 2011 or 2012.  
(NOTE:  The above statement is a complete and utter lie.  I am a big pussy for the NFL and would watch it even if the league brought in replacement players.)

In the current situation the NFL players are definitely the bitter wife in this sour marriage.  They are essentially going to the judge and asking for half of their husbands (owners) shit for what amounts to a style of living that the players have become accustomed to.  (Fast cars..loose women…you know the stereotype) What happened to us???  Remember the glory days of football where the owners could pay $10 a game and the players would just be happy to be playing something they loved? 

Hopefully both sides realize the people that will end up getting hurt are the fans.  Us 20k per year assholes who save up all year in hopes of attending just one game in person.

Lock your rich asses in a room and work this shit out.   And for GOD SAKE please don’t release the amount of money that was agreed to….it will make the majority of us just puke all over our $10 Wal-Mart shoes.

LET'S GO PENS!!